Posted by
Cary Wesberry on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 11:42:26 PM
Well, it looks like it's the end of the road for Hillary. Time for her to pack up her pantsuits and go back to ... wherever it is she's pretending to be living these days. Now we just have to get rid of the other two. Perhaps if I endorse Obama ...
This week, Bill Clinton lost his second presidential election for a protege.
Ronald Reagan was so popular, he not only won a 49-state landslide re-election for himself, but he also won a symbolic third term for his boob of a vice president, George Herbert Walker Bush (who immediately blew it by breaking his own "no new taxes" pledge).
By contrast, in addition to not being able to get half the country to vote for him in two tries, Clinton's connection to any other presidential candidate spells utter doom. Both his vice president and his wife have been defeated in elections they should have won, but lost because of their unfortunate association with him. The country has spoken. It wants to be rid of the Clintons.
The reason two elections in recent history -- the 2000 presidential election and the 2008 Democratic primary -- were razor-close is that in both cases there was some strange, foreboding, otherworldly force dragging down the presumptive winner.
Clinton's vice president, Al Gore, lost an election that should have been his in a walk. In fact, he was the first incumbent president or vice president in 100 years to lose an election in peacetime with a good economy. Mind you, that was before we even knew that Gore was a deranged conspiracy theorist who believes the Earth is in serious peril from cow flatulence.
What was the mystery factor to explain such a historic loss?
The media's pollsters may have lied to the public about Clinton's vaunted popularity, but Gore's pollsters got paid not to lie to him. And they told Gore the truth: Clinton was killing him.
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And now Bill Clinton has wrecked Hillary's campaign, too. He's like the creepy guy who graduated last year but still hangs around the high school cafeteria chatting up sophomores.
In a Time magazine poll taken earlier this year, more than twice as many voters said Bill Clinton's involvement in Hillary's campaign made them less likely to vote for her as said they were more likely to vote for her. (Some even said that "having Bill Clinton around makes me less likely to vote for What's-Her-Name." One-third of the respondents were upset Bill didn't call the next day, like he promised.)
So before remembering that we are now left with two dangerous choices for president -- a young liberal who is friendly with terrorists or an old liberal who is friendly with Teddy Kennedy -- take a moment to revel in the fact that our long national nightmare is over. It turns out getting rid of the Clintons was the change we've been waiting for.
Read all of Ann's latest column at Human Events by following the link above. Is it the end of the road for Hillary's campaign? I'm not so sure... at least not yet. She will hang on until the very end, of that I have little doubt. However, it is worth noting that Democrats and liberals in general can be difficult to predict; especially when they are as hysterical as they are today. Ann does make a valid point. Bill Clinton seems to have a gift for ruining any election other than his own. Surely unending liberal narcissism and a total inability to shut his mouth has nothing to do with it.
Hillary Clinton just poured another six million dollars of her own money into her campaign after her loss in North Carolina and barely achieving a victory in Indiana. Hillary is either hoping more time and a protracted race will have a severe negative effect on Obama, or she knows something about B. Hussein Obama the rest of us don't. When you add in Florida and Michigan, which you must do if you're serious at all about analyzing the Democrat primary, then the race is still very close. The way I see it Hillary has no reason to quit.
Personally, I want the Democrat primary to go on and on right up through the Convention in Denver. The results of such an event would be just fine with me. Indeed I would be filled with joy at watching Democrats tear each other apart all over national television. The fact is that Hillary Clinton has the biggest pair of any man in the Democrat Party. She's the Democrat's alpha male. So my advice to Hillary, advice I'm sure she's been waiting breathlessly for me to publish, is to never surrender and forever press forward. Hillary should never once contemplate allowing a pathetic ursurper the likes of B. Hussein Obama steal the nomination which is rightfully hers. Go Hillary '08!