Posted by
Cary Wesberry on Monday, September 01, 2008 6:58:32 PM
From Shawn Goodwin at Family Security Matters:
Last week, the Democrats’ convention intentions were highlighted here, and judging by the actual festivities that were held this week, Howard Dean should have taken that advice. All conventions are infamously boring, but this year’s DNC festivities have made a Dennis Kucinich-Joe Lieberman debate look like Mardi Gras! Thankfully, relief, albeit minor, is coming in the form of the Republican National Convention, which will begin on September 1st in Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota.
Naturally, the Republicans will want to insert some jocularity into the proceedings, while trying not to encourage the pot-smoking hippies that showed up in Denver. Good, clean, wholesome family fun is the aim here. Will the Grand Old Party hit a home run, or will it strike out like Bill Clinton at Ladies’ Night?
Here is a partial list of their itinerary, courtesy of Julie, the Cruise Director...
Hit the link above to read the details of Shawn's exciting event list at the Republican National Convention! Highlights of the Convention include Speak Like Ah-Nuld Monday; Political Skee Ball; Pin the Tail on the DNC Donkey; Romney/Huckabee-Inspired Rock ‘Em, Sock ‘Em Robots; The War for Oil; Ride Rudy’s Teeth.
Unfortunately for the convention-goers today, the hurricane hitting Louisiana prevented Arnold from blubbering away at the podium. While the hurricane is bad, not having to endure Ah-Nuld is a plus. I just can't stand to listen to him anymore. Probably something to do with his moderate-to-liberal policies in Khal-ee-for-nia. If I want to see Arnold I'll put in an action movie, that way I can actually enjoy his performance instead of having to resist the urge to vomit while watching him give a speech that no one wants to hear and no one agrees with othe than the Kennedy wing of the Democrat Party.
As for Romney/Huckabee-Inspired Rock ‘Em, Sock ‘Em Robots; great idea! Watching Governor Mitt Romney punch the stretch-marked used care salesman turned fake minister that inherited Arkansas from the Clintons, Mike "Huckster" Huckabee, square in his face will always get an applause. Speaking of Huckabee, did he make it in front of a camera today to blame Mitt Romney for Hurricane Gustav hitting Louisiana?
For the explanations behind the entire list of events from Shawn Goodwin, follow the link above and read the whole thing. It's sure to be a roller coaster of events and spectacle at the Republican National Convention this year. Special sidenote: To everyone's disappointment, there will be no Acropolis constructed at the convention this year... the Democrats already took care of that for us last week.