Posted by
Cary Wesberry on Sunday, March 23, 2008 6:07:56 PM
We conservatives will have to wait AT LEAST 4 years to hear a State of the Union speech like this one. It's OUR fault for not jumping in behind Mitt or Fred soon enough with our full weight, so we got the media's choice, John McCain. Sit back and enjoy this address to the union, and imagine it coming from George Allen or maybe if we're lucky, Mitt Romney four years from now.
Good evening my fellow Americans. I come to you tonight with some innovative ideas that will change our country for the better and will ensure our long term survival as a republic of free people. These ideas may seem revolutionary to many of you, but they would be second nature to our Founding Fathers, people like John Adams, Thomas Jefferson and James Madison. After all, you didn't elect me to take opinion polls, you elected me to lead and defend our country.
Let's start with the war against radical Islam. Islam is not now, and never has been a religion of peace. From day one it has been spread by the sword. Jihad, or holy war, is one of Islam's most important doctrines. Those Muslim countries that wish to live in peace with the rest of the world and NOT support terrorism will be friends of America and business partners. Those who wish to support radical Islam and terrorism will be our enemies until we vanquish you and install democratic reforms in your countries. To achieve this end WE WILL BE RELENTLESS !! We will blockade your oil exports for starters and if that diesn't work invasion will commence. The days of mixed messages emanating from Washington D.C are over! I say again, in the war on radical Islam, you are either with us or you are against us.
Starting tomorrow I will be on the phone with the governors of all the border states, encouraging them to send their state's guard troops to the border to defend our border against illegals while we build that double wall that we've promised for so long. If they refuse to help we will stop their federal highway money until they help defend America. Defending our southern border isn't only to defend against terrorism or cheap labor ruining our jobs, we want to preserve our unique American culture. Allowing unassimilated Hispanic hordes into America in vast numbers damages our way of life in dozens of different ways. LEGAL immigration is good for America. Illegal immigration is not!
The state of America's government schools is a national disgrace. It's my goal to privatize the current government school system which ill serves so many students today and directly threatens America's future. This cannot be done overnight, but I want to offer school vouchers for all government school children starting next school year. The money will go with the child. Teacher's unions are dead set against this idea and practically own the Democrat Party, so again I will need your help implementing this plan. It is the ONLY way to dramatically increase the quality of education for America's schoolchildren.
Great work JINGOIST. Readers can view the whole thing by hitting the link above. One day folks, one day. I fully believe if civilized society wants to survive in the long run, the policies cited in this post need to be initiated.